Hidey-Ho.
I live in a toilet. On several occasions, there has been urine on the garbage room floor in our building. And today when I got home, there was in the corner of the vestibule a rather large piece of doodoo-pie. WTF??? The dogs in our building are small, and I would imagine they don't eat entire meatloafs.

This isn't the first time I've had issues like this. Recall when someone pissed on our car.