Mmm...donuts...and meat.

Regular readers of this grand waste of space know that I loves me some donuts. And so when I read about this monstrosity, I was intrigued:

The Gateway Grizzlies of the Frontier League promised to create "Baseball's Best Burger" in time for the team's opener in late May. And they appear to have succeeded.

The ballpark sandwich will include a hamburger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon -- all between a "bun" made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut.

If I got high off of a few Monster Thickburgers, I can only imagine the euphoria induced by a couple of these.