Don't worry about the government monitoring your phone calls. Don't worry about continued violence in the Middle East and Bushco's jonesing for war against Iran. Don't worry about rising national debt and more tax giveaways to the rich and to oil companies. Don't worry about bribes and defense contractors and congressmen and hookers. Don't worry about torture. Don't worry about paperless e-voting. Don't worry about global warming. Don't worry about the bird flu. Don't worry about Britney Spears being pregnant again.

Don't worry because there's a goddam monkey riding a motherfuckin cat.