Bad drivers. If you're driving on the beltway, DO NOT sit in the left lane going 60 mph. Why would you do that? Just because there are four lanes, that doesn't mean that it's a goddam free-for-all. Sure, the speed limit might be 55, but NOBODY drives that slowly. So please, just get the hell out of my way so that I can get to where I need to be thirty seconds sooner.

At certain points over the beltway, there are electronic signs flashing messages, either about traffic backups, or about how we should all be spying on our neighbors so that WE DON'T ALL DIE IN AN IMMINENT TERROR ATTACK. But lately, the sign has said, "Save gas, drive slower," or some stupid crap like that. Whether or not it's true isn't the issue. Fact is, if everyone drives slower, then traffic will back up even more, and everyone will end up in traffic longer. And I would think that's not good for anyone. UGH. What is WRONG with these people?!?!?