War on Easter
Don't worry, the Falafelman is on the case. Bill O'Reilly is defending the Easter Bunny from those who would have us all living in a world without easter egg hunts and marshmallow peeps. And, according to Falafel, just who is waging the War on the Easter Bunny? Why, the secularists, of course.

But it's the Christian fundamentalists who remind us that the Easter Bunny is for drunks and cutters.