Your lying eyes.

"I'd say they're going well. I wouldn't put a great big smiley face on it, but I would say they're going very, very well."
--Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Peter Pace on Iraq, March 5 [link]

BAGHDAD, March 6 -- The top commander of the Iraqi army division in Baghdad was killed Monday when his car came under small-arms fire while traveling through the capital, the U.S. military said. [link]

Asked about Charlize Theron's gown at the Oscars, Pace said, "Fabulous, just fabulous."