Shrub attends the unveiling of a bronze bust presented in honor of his service in the Texas Air National Guard.

Other bronze busts at the National Guard headquarters do not recall ever seeing the Bush bronze bust whose whereabouts could not be confirmed. White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said that rumors of the Bush bronze bust being packed with pure Colombian cocaine are "Totally ridiculous."

(All praise be to Vroom Vroom for her photoshop skillz)