Ritz. Saltine. Club. Mary Matalin.

Well, here's one spin that certainly seems novel.

I mean, you know, I think these civil rights leaders are nothing more than racists. And they're keeping constituency, they're keeping their neighborhoods and their African-American brothers enslaved.

Poor choice of words much? Mary Matalin's boss is Dick Cheney. Cheney voted against the creation of a holiday for MLK. Cheney also voted against releasing Nelson Mandela. Just sayin.

Here's to you, Mary Matalin. You've earned today's warm glass of shut the hell up.