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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

People Who Have No Place Showing Up In My Dreams.

#2: Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO).
If I'm having a dream about dining in a restaurant, you have no place showing up in my dream. The other night, you had no reason to appear at the table behind me, causing me to make loud derogatory comments about you that you were certain to overhear. But you have good hair. And in my dream, your eyebrows were not nearly as freaky as in reality. Still though, do not come back.

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