Jesus Christ Pose. Everybody today is talking about how the 78 year old man that Vice President Dick Cheney shot in the face had a heart attack. Or, in White House speak, the careless person who was peppered with bird shot after sneaking up on Dick Cheney had a heart oopsie today, reminding us all of the need for tort reform so that doctors can practice their love on patients.
It's a shame, really. Because as a consequence, attention has likely been drawn away from Scott Stapp's arrest for public intoxication at LAX. No word yet on whether or not he said to the arresting officers, "311, I am ready to fight." We'll be keeping an eye out for his new mugshot to go along with his old mugshot. (thanks to my Legal Counsel for bringing this piece of news to my attention)