Exhibit A.
Exhibit B.
Exhibit C.

From Exhibit A:

VARGAS: When you look back on those days immediately following when Katrina struck, what moment do you think was the moment that you realized that the government was failing, especially the people of New Orleans?

BUSH: When I saw TV reporters interviewing people who were screaming for help. It looked — the scenes looked chaotic and desperate. And I realized that our government was — could have done a better job of comforting people.

First off, he's lying. And secondly-- "comforting people"?? Comforting people??? These people didn't need fucking "comforting," you dipshit. They needed water, food, shelter, and medicine, not some fucking Bill Clinton "I feel your pain" Hallmark moment. Comforting.

I swear, I don't necessarily look forward to growing old, but I do look forward to one day sitting on a porch, sipping iced tea, and telling my grandkids about that goddam idiot George W. Bush as I weave a tapestry of obscenities that will be still be hanging in space long after I'm gone.