Uhhhh...what is this crap? To be read as if it were Butthead saying it. What? You're too good for Beavis and Butthead?

So BGW's post reminded me that I, too, wanted to post about the latest bit of rabid nationalism sans irony from the wackjobs on the right who still think Bush is swell. They call themselves The Right Brothers. We'll call them the 35 Percenters.

They've got this tune. And they want to get it played on the MTV. And if MTV won't play it, then it's a blatant case of censorship. So here are some of the lyrics:

Ted Kennedy – wrong!
Cindy Sheehan – wrong!
France – wrong!
Zell Miller – right!

Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals can't believe it's cause of W's policies
Unemployment's staying down, Democrats are wondering how
Revenue is going up, can you say "Tax Cuts"

This song fucking ROCKS! And not just because it totally rips off Billy Joel's craptacular "We Didn't Start the Fire" and makes it 43 times better (get it? 43? ha!). But because it speaks the truth.

Why would these nutjobs want their video played on MTV? By directing their legion of fans to MTV, wouldn't that increase the likelihood that their brethren would be exposed to the sex, drugs, and violence that litter that wasteland?

Oh man...because I can't resist these things, I went to these fools' website. I wouldn't recommend it. I'm not even giving you the link. Here's an example of what I did find:

Click here to see the new video for "I Want To Live" - the amazing pro-life song on the new CD "II". Terri Schiavo is fighting for her life, and so are thousands of unborn children. Take three minutes to listen to this song and let others know about it, as well.

Wow. I wonder how they felt when it came out that Schiavo had been clinically braindead for years despite Bill Frist's video-diagnosis. There's even a section where they post comments "from the left" and "from the right." I'll let you guess which side this one came from:

If you're looking for a background singer, my dog makes similar sounds to your vocal performance when he's licking his b***s.

If you said "from the left," give yourself a point.