Medals of Freedom for Everyone! They still don't get it.

Speaking of FEMA, this is the time of year when agencies begin touting their accomplishments over the past year. So a Department of Homeland Security e-mail Monday focused on some of its great moments in 2005.

DHS Today will highlight FY05 Accomplishments in this column over the next several weeks. This week's focus is on the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). The top FY05 FEMA accomplishments included:

Hurricane Katrina: The response to Hurricane Katrina was FEMA's largest response in its history . . .

If by "accomplishment" they mean "fuck up" and by "largest response" they mean "worst response ever," then yes, I would have to agree.

If this made the top 5, I'd hate to see what missed the cut.