Holiday. Celebrate. The war you started has turned into a colossal clusterfuck. The other country you went to war with has a bumper poppie crop, and the guys you kicked out of power are regaining power. That guy you vowed to get "dead or alive" is still running amok. Your best bud's country was recently attacked. Your administration is under investigation by a grand jury. You're running up the people's credit card to record levels. And the people don't like you.

What do you do? Go on a 33 day vacation.

(and can we PLEASE stop with the "clearing brush" nonsense)