Spare parts. Just saw a commercial for Burger King's "BK Chicken Fries." Chicken. Fries. Is that what it's come to? Eating chicken in fry form? Well hell, why not just put every food into fry form then?

But I'll be they're tasty with some honey mustard sauce. Then again, just about anything that is breaded and deep fried tastes good with some honey mustard sauce.