Patting the head. Alternative heading: All Your Uterus Are Belong to Us.

What a shocking move by Bush last night, going with the white, male, conservative, wealthy, christian.

If you think you're going to get some sort of thoughtful observation here on John Roberts and what his nomination means for abortion, environmental protection, corporate law, and arresting 12 year olds for eating freedom fries on the DC metro, well, then you obviously aren't a regular reader.

My Legal Counsel tells me that Roberts' former law firm, Hogan & Hartson, represented Faux News' lawsuit (pushed by Bill "Falafel" O'Reilly) against Al Franken back in 2003. The lawsuit that a judge literally laughed at. Ah, those frivolous lawsuits.