Mad Money. It's a show on CNBC. I have always just clicked right on by but for some reason tonight, I stopped and watched for a few minutes. I can only describe it as an MTV set taken over by a crazy man who seems to be in the middle of a four-day coke binge. And he's giving stock tips. To people who watch CNBC for financial advice. And the advice tonight centered around how to be a good war profiteer by investing in companies cashing in with the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security. I learned that if you want to strike it rich, you need to invest in LLL, not LDNX. Because good lord, can you imagine if you made the mistake of investing in LDNX thinking it was LLL? Crazy! It was fascinating for all of about five minutes.