Wrestlemania. When you invite someone who once called himself the Dingo Warrior to talk politics at your campus, how can you expect the results to be anything but bad? The Ultimate Philosopher the Ultimate Warrior is not. Among his other nuggets of wisdom that he shared with a gleeful group of College Republicans, Warrior had this to say regarding gays and lesbians, "Queering doesn't make the world work."

Nothing homoerotic here or here or here.

I want a grudgematch between Warrior and Mankind. No-holds-barred, winner-takes-all steelcage match for control of all three branches of government. There's a pay-per-view event that I would order. And it's not like pro wrestling is any more or less fixed than our current system of elective government.