All drunks are welcome. Procfreak reports that's the new motto for Shrub's faith-based funding itiative. Speaking to the leaders of his "armies of compassion," Shrub sez:

If you're the Methodist church and you sponsor an alcohol treatment center, they can't say only Methodists, only Methodists who drink too much can come to our program. "All drunks are welcome", is what the sign ought to say.

Smooth operator. Such a strong grasp of the relevant issues. Also today, several other government agencies unveiled their new slogans.

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives: Your momma warned you about us.
Justice Department: Suck it.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Department of Homeland Security: Boo!
Department of Education: Skool is kool.
Disability Employment Policy Office: Cripples are people, too.

Shrub's talk about "armies of compassion" always creeps me out. From there, it's a short distance to jihad and crusade. But it's not like the mixing of religious and militaristic themes has ever proved problematic throughout the course of history.