Sammy Sosa to the Orioles? Given the O's futility over the past seven years, why am I not excited about this? Oh, that's right, it's because this is the same strategy they've been using for the last eight seasons--bringing in aging veterans who are past their prime and saddled with bloated salaries in hopes of turning things around. It's called a pitching staff. And they don't have one.

And can I just say how tired I am of those icky Overstock.com commercials with their skeevy camera angles and overdone double-entendres? I can? Okay, I'm tired of them.