Your Logo Here

This is the greatest and most powerful blog in the history of the universe. Solid.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Iceman Secrets. Alpine Iceman Reveals Stone Age Secrets:
BOLZANO, Italy (Reuters) - Some 5,300 years after his violent death, a Stone Age man found frozen in the Alps is slowly revealing his secrets to a global team of scientists.
Among the secrets the Iceman has revealed:
"If you eat a bag of Pop Rocks and then drink a can of Coke, your stomach will not explode."

"Never pay for extended warranties on appliances. It's a scam."

"Entering the passcode "JUSTIN BAILEY" will let you play the original NES "Metroid" without body armor."

"Betty Rubble gave me the clap."

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think 'Invisible Touch' was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums."
But seriously, folks. It's pretty neat-o what they've been able to piece together 5300 years later--such as, DNA tests have identified traces of blood from four different people, leading one professor to speculate that Iceman may have been assassinated. Who assassinated him? Maverick and Goose.

Weblog Commenting and Trackback by