What a loss. What will we do without HHS Sec. Tommy Thompson and his wisdom?

For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do. We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that.

Yeah, terrorists, what gives? What's the matter with you? Everybody knows that the easiest way to attack again is through the food supply. You'd have to be fools not to give it a shot. Think of the fear and death you could cause!

And, um, if it's so easy to attack the food supply, then maybe that's something that could have been brought up in one of those meetings with the rest of the cabinet, and maybe you could get your Republican-controlled congress to do something about it unless they're too busy trying to keeps dudes from marrying each other, cuz that's way more important.