Bernard Kerik, I love you. You've brought such joy to my life this past week with the stories of your mob connections, multiple extra-marital affairs, secret wife, civil lawsuits, and of course that nanny of yours. But now I hear that your nanny may have not even existed? A figment of your imagination, Bernie. So what might Bushco have to say about this since they've also been peddling the nanny excuse? And what about Saint Rudy "9/11 Razzmatazz" Giuliani who so highly recommended you for the job, Bernie?
Thanks for the good times.