Not good.

Pink Locusts from North Africa Swarm Through Cairo. Hm. I'm not much for religion, but that doesn't sound good.

Russia Developing New Nuclear Missile. Ooh. That's not good either.

Melting Glaciers Threaten World Water Supply. Definitely not good.

Emperor Tamarin and Vietnamese Mossy Frog? Very good.

One more thing: Now that Shrub has made it clear that he will only be rewarding yes-men and yes-women (Goss, Gonzales, Rice, Spellings) who will plot the curve and then find the datapoints, can we now refer to the Cabinet as the Politburo?