"I got Pippen!" Super-science. As in Ookla the Mok. Researchers have been working on a shot that could act as a male contraceptive. How does the shot work? It transforms the male into a paunchy 15 year old boy with big glasses and a subscription to Nintendo Power magazine.

Pharmacists for the American Taliban have already announced that they will refuse to give out the shot when and if it is marketed.

(FYI: the domain name, pharmacistsfortheamericantaliban.com, is still available and would make a great present for the holidays)