Who's your daddy? That's what John Kerry whispered into Shrub's ear after the debate tonight. Kerry came off as calm, cool, and collected, whereas Shrub came off like a big baby. Kerry also reminded Shrub about his real daddy, Poppy Bush, and how he said that invading Baghdad would be a mistake with no clear exit strategy. And we all know that Shrub has issues with Poppy. Nice.

Shrub's defense seemed to be "My opponent is a flip-flopper. He sends mixed messages." Kerry was primed for that though and responded, "You know, when I talked about the $87 billion, I made a mistake in how I talk about the war. But the president made a mistake in invading Iraq. Which is worse?" Exactly.