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Thursday, September 30, 2004

Who's your daddy? That's what John Kerry whispered into Shrub's ear after the debate tonight. Kerry came off as calm, cool, and collected, whereas Shrub came off like a big baby. Kerry also reminded Shrub about his real daddy, Poppy Bush, and how he said that invading Baghdad would be a mistake with no clear exit strategy. And we all know that Shrub has issues with Poppy. Nice.

Shrub's defense seemed to be "My opponent is a flip-flopper. He sends mixed messages." Kerry was primed for that though and responded, "You know, when I talked about the $87 billion, I made a mistake in how I talk about the war. But the president made a mistake in invading Iraq. Which is worse?" Exactly.

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