Where are they know now? The anthrax killer? How about that dude?

And where's Crisco John Ashcroft? That crazy bastard has been laying low for the longest time. You know they've got him locked up in the attic with Neil Bush. No way they're going to let either of those two anywhere near a camera this close to the election. Ashcroft would be found speaking in tongues, covering up some more naked statues, and Neil would be caught with some more hookers.

UPDATE: Eye ken spel good.