"It's a 'Jump to Conclusions Mat'!" Bush stepped right in al QaQaa today when he said:

For a political candidate to jump to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief.

Hmm...jumping to conclusions without knowing the facts.... Wes Clark, you wanna get in on this?

Today George W. Bush made a very compelling and thoughtful argument for why he should not be reelected. In his own words, he told the American people that “…a political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander in Chief.
President Bush couldn’t be more right. He jumped to conclusions about any connection between Saddam Hussein and 911. He jumped to conclusions about weapons of mass destruction. He jumped to conclusions about the mission being accomplished. He jumped to conclusions about how we had enough troops on the ground to win the peace. And because he jumped to conclusions, terrorists and insurgents in Iraq may very well have their hands on powerful explosives to attack our troops, we are stuck in Iraq without a plan to win the peace, and Americans are less safe both at home and abroad.
By doing all these things, he broke faith with our men and women in uniform. He has let them down. George W. Bush is unfit to be our Commander in Chief.

Zing! And Kerry today called Darth Cheney the "Minister of Disinformation."

And on a completely unrelated matter, I was flipping around the dial on the telly this morning, and I came across a video on VH1 with Shania Twain and Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath singing a duet. I almost tossed up my cheerios. And normally when I come across something as wretched as this, I force myself to watch, just so that I know the evils that are out there. But I couldn't do it this time.