The Fury in Missouri. Will Shrub shed the scowl? Will John Kerry deliver the deathblow? Will Dick Cheney emerge from the shadows, unhinge his jaw, and swallow Charles Gibson? Will Teresa Heinz Kerry mess with Laura Bush and also wear blue? It's. All. So. Exciting.

Actually, the unexpected could come in the form of someone posing as a "soft" supporter of Shrub or Kerry and then going off script. And for the conspiracy-theory-minded, all eyes will be on Shrub to look for answers to the million dollar question, is Bush wired?

As for me, I got my haircut, and I've got my margarita mix. Let the good times roll.