The Bulge. FINALLY, I feel validated for believing in a conspiracy theory. A technical expert who designs wired devices for the military tells Salon that yes, Bush was wired. And Johnboy weighed in on the mystery bulge while appearing on Leno's show, saying that it might be Shrub's battery. He also reminded everyone that Shrub was a cheerleader, "[Bush] was on the side, with his pompoms."
So all eyes will be on Shrub in the final debate. And really, it doesn't even matter if he was or wasn't wearing a wire. The idea is out there, and there's no taking it back.

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