Yeeeehaw!!! I'm heading out to Wal-Mart to buy my Tec-9 and AR-15 rifle with bayonet mount and flash suppressor. Those deer don't stand a damn chance now. And you've GOT to have the bayonet mount these days. Fucking Brits. You think I don't know what they pulled in 1812?

It's like Ice Cube says, "Today I didn't even have to use my AK, I got to say it was a good day."

Unfortunately, the AK-47 is still outlawed. So only outlaws will have AKs.