Since we're talking about what John Kerry was doing in the early 1970s, it's only fair that we talk about what Shrub was doing around the same time. Apparently, it involved pissing on cars. But who cares because John Kerry might not have been in Cambodia on the exact date when he claimed to have been. (get the day pass if you need to)

And if you missed The Daily Show, you have to catch a rebroadcast tomorrow (7 EST, or 11:30 EST). They had an absolutely fabulous video on Bush titled "Words Speak Louder Than Actions" in which they show the absolute disconnect between the Bush rhetoric ("world safer") and the reality ("world fucked"). They also showed the flip-flop on Osama bin Forgotten from "dead or alive" to "not about one man," how Bushco pulled a bait and switch with Saddam, played up fears of WMD, and then changed that to "weapons of mass destruction related program activities." Awesome.

And apparently nobody told turncoat Zell Miller and Oily Dick Cheney that the theme of the night was to be "Land of Opportunity," not "Grumpy Old Men."