The RNC is next week, and they are expecting some big-time celebrities to show up: Bo Derek, Shannen Doherty, Steven Baldwin! Jessica Simpson!!! And now there is apparently talk about Britney Spears showing up at the convention---because it only makes perfect sense. She is the epitome of those Republican family-values, what with her 54 hour marriage, high-profile partying, made-for-tv kiss with Madonna (another Republican favorite), and those wholesome songs that she sings (did you know that "I'm a slave for you" is really about John Ashcroft? Yep, it's true).
And of course Ahnold will be talking in order to show the softer side of the Republican party...you know, the side that isn't reflected in the party platform?