And the winner is.... Actually, the vote for Biggest Meathead ended up in a tie between Ashton Kutcher and Fred Durst. However, there can be no ties. There can only be winners and losers. I have therefore declared myself to be the Supreme Court, and as such, I have decided that FRED DURST is the Biggest Meathead. Congratulations, Fred, for all that you've done to convince upper-middle class white boys that they have something to be angry about, for inflaming an already volatile atmosphere at Woodstock '99 and turning a mess into an even uglier mess, and for your consistency in creating truly horrible albums that reflect your utter lack of talent. We salute you.