Things I learned while standing in the express line at the grocery store waiting to buy my lunch (fruit salad, muffin, soda):
1. Cameron denies that Justin cheated.
2. Explosive new info on Britney/Kevin pre-nup.
3. Two 9 volt Energizer batteries cost $5.99; ChapStick, $1.59.
4. Jennifer Aniston had plastic surgery.
5. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner romance?
6. Mary Kate left rehab, expert says too soon.