Thing I learned while standing in the express line at the grocery store waiting to buy my lunch (banana, bagel, soda):
1. Justin and Cameron on the rocks?
2. Nick and Jessica...adopting?
3. Britney is afraid to ask Kevin for a pre-nup.
4. Four size "D" Energizer batteries cost $5.79, or you can buy two generic for $2.79.
5. A regular namebrand toothbrush costs four dollars, but one with a white fairy and a motor costs $15.
6. Julia Roberts has hairy armpits.