Let them eat cake Prozac. (via Balta) "Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy -- or go on Prozac?" That's the message given by Susan Sheybani, an assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt.

What do we know about Susan Sheybani? For starters, she was the 2001 Oregon Cherry Blossom Princess. That seems fitting that she's part of "royalty." Before working for Dick Armey (who has called for the removal of all Palestinians from the West Bank), she was also an intern at the American Enterprise Institute, a neoconservative thinktank. And it appears that not only does she think that people unhappy in their low-wage jobs are just lazy or need prescription drugs, she also argues that gender-based affirmative action in higher education is no longer necessary.