Fair and Balanced. Did you know that John Kerry and John Edwards are both fabulously wealthy? Of course you did. Why? Because every damn story on them mentions or alludes to it in one way or another. Not so with Cheney or Shrub. But both are incredibly wealthy. Maybe we just expect that from Republicans.

And next time you hear some lunkhead jibba-jabbering about how Edwards used to be a fancy-pants trial lawyer, tell them this story about a five-year-old whose intestines were sucked out thanks to a negligent corporation.