And the winner is... JOHN ASHCROFT! Congratulations! You've just been named the YLH Least Favorite Member of Bushco. We recognize you for all that you've done over the last three years to stem the tide of pornographic materials, for prosecuting the terminally ill for their use of medical marijuana, to protect the nation from the danger posed by the exposed breast of a statue, and for misleading the 9/11 commission about your activities in the summer of 2001. But most of all, your alleged fear and loathing of calico cats are what separated you from the rest of the incompetent and corrupt members of Bushco.
We salute you, Crisco John Ashcroft!