Say it ain't so, Snoop! So Britney Spears blew out her knee (and that probably ain't the only thing she been blowin' out, ifyouknowwhatimsayin). But I care not about that. This is what bothers me:

The injury occurred after Spears completed outdoor scenes for the video of her new single, "Outrageous," with rapper Snoop Dogg in the New York City borough of Queens. Spears was doing choreography when her knee gave out, Jive said.

That's just sad, Snoop. Ten years ago you were on top of the rap world. The bite of your Dogg Pound could not be tamed. You proudly inquired "Guess who's back in the motherf***in house, with a fat d*** for your motherf***in mouth?" Murder was the case that they gave you, Snoop. When you were rolling down the street, smoking indo, sipping on gin and juice, we turned a blind eye to your reckless behavior. And when you asked America, "What's my name, fool?", dammit, everybody knew exactly what your name was, Calvin.
Why, Snoop D-o-double-g? Why?