The bedbugs bite and a woman sues. I love my hometown:

Bedbugs were a Tazewell woman's unwelcome roommates at a Williamson Road motel in October, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Roanoke Circuit Court.

Virginia environmental health records confirm infestation in about four rooms that month, but list no others since.

The Tazewell woman, Kathy Proffitt, demands $50,000 in compensatory damages and $50,000 in punitive damages from motel operator Kamlesh Patel, who her lawsuit claims was responsible for allowing "the hotel to be infested by flesh-eating and blood-sucking parasites which repeatedly and viciously attacked the plaintiff as she slept."

"Viciously attacked"? Come on, I think that's being a little hard on the parasites. They're just doing what they're born to do. And is there any other way for bedbugs to bite? Can they bite you gently? Can they suck your blood discreetly? Will they chew you softly? Then they're gonna infest you completely.
Check this out...it's the Darth Termite. Rebel scum.