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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

AWOL Redux. The AP is suing for access to all of Shrub's TANG records. Why? Because there's a suspicion that the White House document dump earlier this year was less than complete, and there are still unanswered questions regarding Shrub's service record due to the media being easily distracted by bright colors and flashing lights.
Ah, I remember the good ol' days when AWOL was all over the front pages and the lead story on the nightly news. Back when most of us hadn't heard of Abu Ghraib, "human pyramid" was just something cheerleaders did, beheadings weren't weekly events, and nobody had any idea as to what will happen when power is "transferred" to the new Iraqi government on June 30th. Oh wait...we still don't have a clue as to what will happen a week from today. So let's check the Magic 8-Ball...."Better Not Tell You Now," it says. Never question the wisdom of the Magic 8-Ball.

An even better question: Will I get anything done at work today?
Magic 8-Ball sez, "My Reply Is No."
Hoo-ray!

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