Which one of these things is not like the other? Which one of these things does not belong?

A. Magic Johnson
B. Pele
C. Gail Devers
D. Jennifer Aniston

If you guessed "D," give yourself two points. Three are among the best ever in their sport. The other has influenced hair styles. So why is Jennifer Aniston going to be an Olympic torch bearer? Because she is of Greek descent, you silly fool. So it only makes perfect sense. Plus, hubby Brad Pitt is starring in "Troy," the tale of the Trojan War which was told in a Greek poem. See now?
Angelina Jolie will also carry the torch for reasons yet to be determined. Me thinks it is because someone just wanted to make up a reason to have her run.
I also heard that "Friends" is ending tonight? Did you know that? They really should have done a little more publicity to make that known. It is, afterall, the most important television show...EVER.