I Hate My MTV. The corporate whores at MTV (or their parent company, Viacom) have decided that the documentary "Supersize Me" is "disparaging to fast food restaurants," and they are refusing to air ads for the movie. I don't get it though---Britney Spears' videos are disparaging to cheap ho's around the world, yet MTV has no problem airing those. And that includes Neil Bush's hookers. And MTV has no problem airing Creed videos, even though that is disparaging to every other band out there. Except for Train. Those guys are la-a-ame.

Speaking of band's, did you hear that Phish announced they will part ways at the end of their upcoming summer tour? Yeah, I don't really care either. Maybe I didn't smoke enough dope (or any, if you're reading this, Mom) or play enough hacky-sack, but I just never got what the big deal was. Now, that Phish Food by Ben and Jerry's---that's some damn good ice cream.

Oh, and according to Bushco, al-Qaida is supposedly ready to go bonkers inside the States. Asscroft says that there is "credible intelligence from multiple sources." Good thing that the Bushies have never been wrong when it comes to "credible intelligence," otherwise some might blow off this warning as just an attempt to change the subject from Shrub's inability to properly pronounce "Abu Ghraib." When asked for specifics about the threat, Crisco John sez, "We are not aware of details of a plan." Therefore, when an attack does occur, they can't be held accountable. Because as Shrub has demonstrated with 9/11, if they don't have a formal announcement from al Qaida regarding the attack including time/date/location, then they can't be expected to do anything to stop it. So as always, be afraid, be very afraid. But go about your daily lives. And if the shit hits the fan, well, you were warned.