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Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Wal-Mart is selling a DVD player that can take a good movie and turn it into a boring movie. For $79, you can have a DVD player that will filter out sex, violence, drugs, and rock and roll. So if you're into violence but afraid of sex, then you can program it to filter out a boob but keep in gunplay. Just another sign that the puritans are still with us.
I've got a better idea---save the $79, and just DON'T FRICKIN BUY OR RENT DVDS THAT YOU THINK NEED TO BE FILTERED, YOU EFFING IDIOTS!!!
The DVD player doesn't have a filter for movies like "The Passion of the Christ." Because that's the type of wholesome, family-style ultra-violence that is for good, not evil.

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