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Friday, April 09, 2004

Question from a reader, "If Kerry gets elected, what will you fill your blog with? Surely it will not turn into the 'all-mutated kittens and reptiles' page?"

Answer: Baking recipes, home-improvement ideas, and tips for understanding the importance of astrology in your life and how that can help you to reach full self-actualization.

I'm sure I would have no problem filling the void. I will harness all the energy expended on Bush-hating, and I promise to use it for good, not evil.

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