Iraq has a President. Okay, so it's only the President of the National Olympic Committee of Iraq. Iraq is hoping to field a strong Olympic team that will excel in events such as Team Roadside Bombing, Synchronized Militant Uprising, and Badminton. See? It's that damned liberal media that filters out feel-good stories like this one. We have no idea who we'll be handing over power to on June 30th, but at least we've sorted out the issue of who will head the Iraqi Olympic Committee. Disaster averted.