Fortune cookie says... I got two fortune cookies with my crispy eggplant lunch special today. Fortune cookie #1 reads, "There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you." Fine, good, I can dig that. But then fortune cookie #2 says, "A thrilling time is in your immediate future." So in a matter of minutes, I went from simply having the prospect for thrills to having actual thrills in my immediate future. Amazing.