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Monday, April 05, 2004

Count Chocula, they aren't. Rabid vampire bats have killed thirteen people in Brazil over the last three weeks. Aside from the painful and agonizing deaths, locals have complained that the vampire bats use fake british accents, dress like euro-trash, and aren't nearly as attractive as Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise.

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