Contraband kitties. When we were signing our lease for our apartment, we were told that there was a $25 monthly charge per pet on top of the $250 pet security deposit. Mr.Tibbs wasn't going to be using any of the facilities or having loud parties on the weekend, so I asked why they had the pet charge. "Because other apartment complexes do it" was their answer. I appreciated their honesty, but it did nothing to assuage my feelings that we we being ripped off.
So when we got Coco, we decided that we'd just conveniently forget to notify the morons in the leasing office that we have a second kitty.
In light of that, I found this particular segment on The Daily Show especially amusing. Rob Corddry is awesome.